Welcome to Trinity Bellwoods, home to a rare breed of white squirrel with impeccable taste in hot beverages. Swing by the park to catch a glimpse of these elusive albino critters, but remember, you’re more likely to spot the little guys if you go with a hot coffee.

Yes, white squirrels love coffee. Many moons ago, a parched white squirrel mistook an abandoned cup of coffee for a gift of water. He drank thirstily of the caffeinated nectar and returned to his squirrel friends with tales of bold and spicy roasts. Thus began the love affair between a squirrel and his cuppa.

We’ve been led to believe that white squirrels are elusive because they are rare, but this is nonsense. The caffeine makes them quick, here one moment and gone the next in a blur of white. If you’re looking for that quality picture, slow them down with the promise of a quality cup of coffee.